So I had this brilliant idea. Like to hear it? Here it goes…
Ali moved to Tennessee from Orange County over a year ago. She came out for a week to visit her roots in Southern California to visit and I was excited when she asked me to torture her for a little while. I have known Alison for 6 years and she’s beautiful, funny, sassy, quirky, loyal, trustworthy with a serious sentimental side and unbelievably single!
This is of course all my idea and obviously for pickles and giggles. She’s ok’d it and just laughs on the sidelines and tells me I am wacky. You.never.know. The internet is a fascinating place I am now accepting applications to win a lunch date with her. Location undecided at this point. (Mom I can hear you….she won’t be meeting anyone in a dark alley)
OK! Here’s the scoop
Nashville, TN and surrounding area men ages 28-38 PLEASE: Have a job, lack a mustache and be less girlie than A. Be an educated gentleman. Must like dogs and children. Be thoughtful, considerate, passionate about something and have dreams. Return phone calls, like to cook, and no lush’s, or crack heads please. Be honest, hard working and don’t beat around the bush if you have something to say. Please be free of infectious disease and severe mental disorders that require high doses of lithium or other anti psychotics. In other words….no skinny jeans. Is it too much to ask?
To play leave a comment with a valid email address (will not be shared) and your zip code asking Ali a question to get to know her a little better and/or why you are single and want to hang out. Easy.
Deadline June 1,2009.
Should be enough time for this post to go viral. Right?
I need your help internet land. Can we find Ali a suitable beau? Copy and paste the link in the address bar email it to friends and family, post on your Facebook, myspace and blogs. I am curious to see what happens.
I did a little boudoir session with her too but that is for another post. It’s pretty hot too so stay tuned.







by aboring
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